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29th August 2014

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trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room



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28th August 2014

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


26th August 2014

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25th August 2014

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On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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25th August 2014

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羅小白 - Fantastic Baby (drum cover)

25th August 2014


Sometimes I find myself remembering things people have said to me in the past. Not nice things, but more like insults and subtle “fuck you”s.

As much as I dislike confrontation, there are times where I let things slide and looking back, I get that feeling of damn, I can’t believe I let them talk to me like that.

Still, you don’t want to act out and make a scene, so you let it go. At what point is it not okay? At what point should I say something?

I hate petty things like pride and honor sometimes. I worry about my own so much, yet I can’t stand when other people overemphasize theirs. I guess the difference is that I don’t try to harm the pride and honor of others.

This is all very vague as usual, but most of these thoughts are traced back to a man named “Ken”. I dislike Ken very much. He’s a prideful, arrogant prick who takes every opportunity to try to prove that he’s better than you. If he doesn’t consider you a friend, then you’re an enemy.

I guess in a way, we all have our own “Ken”s, but yeah. The fucker insulted me in front of people I didn’t care to be made a fool of in front of, but that’s the politics of the little community we have. Fuck “the community” though. It’s full of bastards that preach kindness and acceptance, yet harbor ill intent for everyone they don’t consider kin. It’s a real struggle sometimes haha.

25th August 2014

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24th August 2014

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your smile is contagious (13/?)
- kristen bell

24th August 2014

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My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,




And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

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24th August 2014

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Realest dude ever.

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